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`For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... ' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money. A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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"The man who can befriend someone who does not like him, is either a politician, and thus cannot be trusted, or a fool, and thus should not be a politician." Member of Clinton's Cabinet: "Hurry up Mr. The first one would say its causing global warming, The second one would say its racist, The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.